Thursday April 10 - Interesting Club Ideas that would Likely Be Shot Down

You've probably heard of the National Honor society, Beta club, and maybe even the Skeet shooting club. But here are some hypothetical clubs that should have been approved.

1. The Spicy food club. The spicy food club is exclusive to individuals who enjoy hot food and hot sauce. A weekly review would be listed, discussing the quality and spiciness of a particular hot sauce and food item. Members can usually be seen in the lunch room playing with their food.

2. The Snapchat Club. Members of the snapchat club are always seen taking pictures of their food and their faces. Club meets on days that the members are having the best hair days.

3. The Duct Tape Club. Duct tape club members can generally be seen in the quad trying to start small fires, doing donuts in the parking lot, or crafting duct tape wallets after school in the gym. Member admission depends on the size of the potential candidate's tires.

4. The Pirate Society. Arrg. The Pirate society is full of barbarians with spotty facial hair. These members have no sense of hygiene and are usually found loitering around the dumpsters behind the school.

5. The Breakfast Club. Classic.

6. Medieval Warfare Club. Or "The Camelot Club", these members are usually found in the media center playing dungeons and dragons, or dressing up like knights and princesses. These kids are not very social and usually don't hang out with anyone outside of the club. Favorite club activities include jousting, dueling, and the crafting of spells.

7. The Fraternity. The fraternity club consists of members who like to dress to impress. Members can also be seen on the front lines of any student section at sporting events screaming their heads off in support of our Eagles. The average tardy per week of a fraternity member is 3.5.

I think someone should at least try to propose one of these club ideas for next year. It could be beneficial to all the pirates, nerds, and frat stars in the school.